10 Burning Questions I Have About New Zealand:

1. Is it winter there now?
2. Do the toilets spin in the opposite direction, or is that just a rumor?
3. Do they watch the show "The Flight of the Concords" there?
4. Does everyone have pet koalas?
5. Is there a McDonalds there?
6. If there is a McDonalds there, do they sell a burger with bananas on it? The McBananaer?
7. Do they know Chuck Norris?
8. Do they know the Shout song?
9. Is their national anthem longer than the US one (haha...yeah right)
10. Do they appreciate re-gifted pirate shirts?